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Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, you’ll get what you want; tomorrow you’ll be gone.
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Pub Crusade
Tonight, you’re set to become a Knight - if you can serve your order faithfully on your first ever PUB CRUSADE.
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There But For The Geese Of God
You are a fragment of the Lord God’s will condensed into the form of a Fourth-Century goose.
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Irrefutable Proof
You pretend to talk to ghosts for a living. What are you going to do when it happens for real?
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Everyone Is Seagulls
You want those chips? Fuck you. I’m having them
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The Dungeon of Numbered Days
Don’t throw away that old advent calendar! You could make a dungeon out of it, you know.
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Super Cool Monster Hunting Club
Dress up in things you find around your house and then go kick the snot out of a dracula.
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Fucked Up Little Man
youre so fucked up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad.
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Plastic Bastards
A grubby little wargame about grubby little weirdos
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Arlecchino’s Eleven
You’re a washed-up two-bit crook with one advantage – you have a bag full of magical masks. Time for a heist.
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The (Orc) Pope is Dead
Terrible news: the Pope is dead. Wanna be the new Pope?
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Hostile Work Environment
A survival horror TTRPG where you are hunted for sport by up-gunned Executives
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Miracle Workers
Your bosses bring folks back from the dead. YOU bring them back from the dungeon
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Dogmasters of the Wasteland
Britain is in turmoil. You, a roguish mercenary, escort a dog the size of a caravan between jobs for glory and profit.
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THE RAPID AND THE RIGHTEOUS 2: 2 RAPID 2 RIGHTEOUS
YOU are a rough-and-tumble street racer on the wrong side of the law.
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LEXICUTIONERS
Redact reality itself to give yourself the edge over your foes.
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CHRISTMAS IS COMING
Finally uniting Christmas with the perfect genre - cosmic body folk horror
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Stag Party
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Malign Inspiration
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This One Time at Bard Camp
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ORC BORG
$10
Brutal chaos powered by the MÖRK BORG engine
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Knock Off Mascots
Murder your way to the top and replace the official mascot after years of humiliation.
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Board To Death
Are YOU a bad enough dude to choke out the dog from Monopoly?
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Death was the Only Road Out of Town
This city is rotten to the core. (This city does not exist.)
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Heartswood
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BIRD CRIMES
Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?
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Captain Swanhands
Fighting crime would be easy if you didn’t have swans for hands. Well – it’d be easier.
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The Rules Of The Deep
Beauty and death lay in wait far beneath the earth.
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Wreck The Halls
An entirely satirical game about murdering the super-rich and taking their things
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Lexinomicon
Destroy a paperback book to let out the secrets within.
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Himbo Treasure Hunt
A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so
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CLUEDON’T
Can YOU get arrested for murder before anyone else does?
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Big Bang Superstars
Can you impress the judges enough to earn the title of KING OF SPACE and remake the universe to your own designs?
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Uncanny Rally
Perform minimum-wage jobs to earn money to spend on gas. The only problem is that your arm keeps turning into a big gun
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FETCH
Claw your way into the fey realm and burn it to the ground
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The Resistance Toolbox
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Mechanical Oryx
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Administrative Carnage
Desperate on-site logistics and operations in a grim, dark future
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Once Upon A Crime
Petty larceny in a fantasy kingdom you're not pretty enough to be in
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Predestined
You cheated death. Now it wants revenge.
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Adventure Calendar
25 random tables to bring about a jolly holly apocalypse
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Genius Loci
The only RPG where you can play a 1960's Post Office
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Giant Goddamn Robots
A sort of dice-throwing robot fights game
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We Three Kings
A high-octane single page RPG in which you must save Jesus via black magic and punching
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We That Remain
They are out there, and they are hunger for our blood.
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Stone The Crows
An unofficial Guy Ritchie flick starring several birds
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I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter
Kiss and/or stab your way to glory!
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Kaiju Girls
High school is difficult enough without transforming into a giant monster.
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Briarwood
Delve within an ancient forest
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Goblin Punks
Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way
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Orcball
It's like football, but with a lot more punching
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Nice Marines
Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.
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Sepulchre
Steal from the rich in this sawn-off version of the Resistance system.
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Night Hag
Go mad and die as you attempt, in vain, to hunt down a creature that lives on the edge of your dreams.
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System Shutdown
Broken-down cyberpunks trying to get even.
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What I Did On My Summer Holidays
Get up to low-stakes hijinx with this one-page roleplaying game.
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Seans Bean star in: A VERY NORTHERN CHRISTMAS
Can he survive to the end of this Netflix festive special?
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SAD VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND
Fall in love, drink blood, and get in trouble.
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Role Playing
Be Prepared
You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.
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REVERSE BEASTMASTER
You're just like a normal beastmaster, but in reverse.
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The Witch House
A grim and frankly unnecessary prequel to The Witch Is Dead
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Sexy Battle Wizards
Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!
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Dungeonscrawl: The Palace of the Briar Prince
Make a dungeon with your friends and then rescue your mum from inside it!
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This Is Not A Place Of Honour
A sci-fi game of human frailty and divine intention
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Beautiful Space Pirates
In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral
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KOBOLD ENDEAVOUR
Quick, create a distraction!
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No More Room In Hell
They’re out to get us, and we must escape.
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The Streets of Karazun
Embark on the greatest and deadliest adventure of your life upon the cut-throat Streets of Karazun!
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WAKE.
Wake up or die trying.
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GOAT CRASHERS
If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.
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TRAMFORCE
BREXIT GENESIS EVANGELION
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Last Christmas
You're a time-travelling ghost, you killed Ebenezer Scrooge by mistake, and now the apocalypse is knocking at your door.
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RETROGRADE
They took your memories - time to find what else you've got to lose.
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ADVENTURE SKELETONS
You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.
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The Five
Defend the honour of a dead queen and lose yourself to vile corruption.
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Pride and Extreme Prejudice
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CRASH PANDAS
You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.
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Unfinished Business
Possess people. Raise havoc. Get revenge.
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The Beast
Die alone in some godforsaken forest.
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Jason Statham's Big Vacation
Make sure he has a good time, okay? Please.
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Justified Anxiety
Hello from Companion Machine! Welcome to the Complex!
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Adventure Dice
Make your own dice - and make your own story!
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DEAD CHANNEL
B-Movie horror RPG on a single page.
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The Rapid and the Righteous
This is a FAST and FURIOUS roleplaying game. You dig?
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Hack the Planet!
Log in, console cowboy.
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The Golden Sea
The sands rose up to claim the land; you work for the slumbering goddesses beneath.
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Big Gay Orcs
Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.
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Trashkin
Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.
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The Witch is Dead
A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.
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Honey Heist
You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.
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ROYAL BLOOD
$10
Beautiful tarot heist tabletop roleplaying game.
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Goblin Quest
$15
A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence
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The Homecoming Collection 2014
4 strange tabletop roleplaying games.
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Havoc Brigade
A one-shot tabletop RPG about orcs on the rampage.
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Warrior-Poet
$10
Duel with battle-haiku in the last days of the Empire.
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One Last Job
$10
A tabletop RPG about swearing at each other.
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