GOAT CRASHERS

Was so fun to play! I wish there were more examples of difficulties, like what if my players accidentally headbutt their way through the air vents and break into a conference room full of aliens plotting to control earth and decide to hide under the table to try and look like a discarded fedora? Or What if one of my players decides to fight a shopkeeper for some clothes and gets thrown out into the mud and decides to headbutt the trash can to use it as a shower? It's so fun to be the Goat Master but what am I supposed to say to them? "Um what?" and "Trash doesn't work like that..." and "How do you plan to try to look like a discarded fedora when the aliens saw you dive under the table?" I love their creativity and don't want to be the one who's like "you actually can't do that" but like how much crazy imagination is too much? Maybe I'm just not a good Goat Master yet but I feel like I need more crazy rules that people would look at and be like "why is this a rule?" But anyways I love this game.

I wan to play this for my girlfriend's birthday but it's my first time roleplaying is it accessible for beginners ? Also, how many players is this for ?

 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ OH. MY. GOAT. 

I busted this gem out for an impromptu game night with my siblings. We don't usually play ttrpgs so they were skeptical, but within minutes we were howling! It's a versitile, easy to learn and easily adaptable game that the GM can make as long or short as needed-- we'd planned on playing for 30 minutes but ended up playing late into the night. They'd both chosen the Die Hard objective so I gave them goals that paralleled the movie, so use an air vent, kiss the coatroom attendant (they are delusional goats so they think it's Holly) cause a German to fall over, punch someone named Bubby, walk over glass etc.. They somehow ended up casting a spell to make themselves (stacked on each other's  shoulders) look like Dean Martin.  At a Jane Austin House Music Disco Cotillion, no less.

There isn't any sort of life meter for the goats so it's low stress and more comedic, but if you want to up the tension you could add health points and make them spawn at the beginning again when depleted, theoretically.

I legitimately printed up extra sheets to give to friends, can't recommend this enough. 

 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 

Thank you for the best game!

I am Japanese.

May I translate this game into Japanese and publish it for free?

Ran this for a 12 year old girl who was new to roleplay yesterday. She has not stopped talking about it since! 60 year old relatives got into it too

Finally had a chance to run this one for my friends - needless to say we had a blast.

I have seen a lot of minimalist TTRPGs over the years, but this has got to be the best of them. Goat at tense formal events FTW!