"But would mum approve, o unofficial mascot? Will thy wrath consume thy love?"
"Don't thy bring mum into this, demon! Thy dagger strikes thee!"
Knock Off Mascots
A downloadable game
YOU are an unofficial mascot for your football team. You wear an oversized costume that your mum made for you, and you’ve earned what little fame you have with sweat, hard graft and sacrifice. For years now you’ve been in the shadow of the official mascot who’s got all the sweet gigs – access to VIP parties, lucrative endorsement deals, and celebrity connections. What’s worse, they take every opportunity to rub your nose in it.
You’ve had enough. You and your friends are going to murder them. THEN the club will take you seriously. THEN you can show them what you’ve got.
A one-page roleplaying game.
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