Horse Around the House!

Horses. They’re an unstable, jangling maelstrom of fear and violence encased in half a ton of muscle and hoof.

Now imagine trying to get on with your job around one.

Now imagine your job is performing in a largely improvised American primetime sitcom.

There isn’t even a success or failure mechanic in this month’s one-page RPG, just a dice-stacking exercise that determines how long it is until the horse next goes off.

You don’t want to be here. The horse doesn’t want to be here. Let’s all have fun.