HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL!

Goats.

They're beautiful. They make a terrible noise, and they're cunning and irascible and fun.

Goat girls have been appearing in Grant's games since at least 2017, and it's finally THEIR DAY. In fact it's THEIR BIRTHDAY. All of them. All the time. It's just a state in which goat girls exist.

Goat Girls can succeed at any action, because it is their birthday and they deserve it. Goat Girls cannot be seriously harmed, because it is their birthday and who would do that. They lead a charmed existence (Grant has decided) and gangs of them function as a sort of cosmic festivity runoff, determined to use up all the fun in the surrounding area by beating things with hammers.

So, as a Goat Girl, when you fail an action, you can just say you didn't. It's your birthday. You deserve a treat. So it succeeds instead, and you mark Hubris, which functions akin to the wanted star system in Grand Theft Auto, and the more Hubris you have the greater the authorities are that arrive to try to stop your birthday party.

It goes all the way up to God. And there is nothing God can do to stop you, because it is your birthday.