It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball

Earlier this year, Grant made a game called Horse Around the House, a comedy (maybe?) horror (definitely) experience where you play a cast of actors at the whim of an objectively not quite right director determined to make the most of the absolutely untrained horse you're all performing around. It might kick you to death.

This game is like that, but also sort of its opposite, in that an animal is once again going to be the ruination of all your hopes and dreams - but this time, instead of it being a perfectly normal animal, it's intelligent and apparently malicious. If you haven't seen Air Bud, the 1997 feel-good family movie to which It Didn't Say... is intimately connected, you can either go and do that first, or just accept that it's 90 minutes of good clean fun about a dog that can play basketball, and move on to the game.

ANYWAY. Before you were even a teenager, you and your mates lost a pivotal basketball match to a team that included a dog. You never recovered. Now it's one of the friend group's wedding, and the spectre of that dog (that's literal, not figurative), is going to ruin it like it's ruined everything else you've ever cared about. Unless...

Unless.